If you’re ever worried that you fucked up real bad, just remember that there are over 2,500 reported cases of vacuum cleaner-induced genital trauma in the United States each year.
(Source: blue-collar-girl, via gotbigplans)
"We are straight-up Googling on you."
— Overheard at The Washington Post (via washingtonpost)
do you ever wanna listen to music but every song is just not the right song
(Source: ttity, via mirandatobs)
Do you ever have that moment when a kid is looking at you and you realize that they’re looking at you as a grown up? Then its like no child im a children too, dont. Im sorry my outward appearance confuses you.