rocknrollfuldead:

click to trip balls

If you’re ever worried that you fucked up real bad, just remember that there are over 2,500 reported cases of vacuum cleaner-induced genital trauma in the United States each year. 

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"We are straight-up Googling on you."

— Overheard at The Washington Post (via washingtonpost)

religiousmom:

do you ever wanna listen to music but every song is just not the right song

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sub-mulder:

THIS IS ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING.

(Source: overtheunderpass)

sintire:

click here to enter into a teenage boys mind

sintire:

click here to enter into a teenage boys mind

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sexadvicegoddess:

sarcasticlittlefuckk:

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I am crying I love this too much

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psychofactz:

More Facts on Psychofacts :)

ninfia:

Do you ever have that moment when a kid is looking at you and you realize that they’re looking at you as a grown up? Then its like no child im a children too, dont. Im sorry my outward appearance confuses you.

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